A slang term referring to non-existent figures that commoners (mainly children) commonly think to akcually exist, e.g. a female Tom Cruise who also likes wearing sunglasses
I never believed in Santa, but when my friend said there’s a female Tom Cruise out there, I was like, ‘This sounds like a classic case of Santa logic!’
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
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Get the Santa Claus mug.A situation where you accidentally kill someone and are forced take upon their role. Obviously named after Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause", but it's not always a supernatural scenario or transformation.
You've been Santa Clause'd!
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 18, 2025
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Let me go far away, somewhere they won’t never find me, an’ tomorrow won’t remind me of today. And the city’s finally sleepin’, and the moon looks old and grey, and I get on the train that’s bound for Santa Fe. And I’m gone! And I’m done! No more runnin’, no more lyin’. No more fat old men denyin’ me my pay! Just a moon so big and yellow, it turns night right into day! Dreams come true! Yeah…they do. In Santa Fe. Where does it say you gotta live and die here?! Where does it say a guy can’t catch a break?! Why should you only take whatcha given?! Why should you spend your whole life livin’ trapped where there ain’t no future, even at 17? Breaking your back for someone else’s sake! If the life don’t seem to suit ya, how ‘bout a change of scene? Far from the lousy headlines and the deadlines in between! Santa Fe, my old friend! I can’t spend my whole life dreamin’, though I know that’s all I seem inclined to do. I ain’t gettin’ any youngah, an’ I wanna start brand new! I need space! An’ fresh air! Let ‘em laugh in my face, I don’t care! Save my place!…I’ll be there. Just be real, is all I’m askin’. Not some paintin’ in my head. ‘Cause I’m dead if I can’t count on you today. I got nothin’ if I ain’t got Santa FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 6, 2025
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Oi, I pulled her tampon out with my dick and then had sex, afterwards my ball sack was red like a"Santa sack".
by Crusher042 March 15, 2025
Get the Santa Sack mug.A girl with an amazing smile and is a very smart girl but sometimes she can not be very smart when it comes to a relationship. She is a very beautiful girl, some guys will be stunned by her beauty. She is also a person who gets attached to someone, but will love you unconditionally too. Santa is a very wonderful and loving and all those nice words, she is such an amazing person to meet no matter how she is hurt inside but she will always put you first and will always make you happy no matter what. She is a very funny person too, if you are ever sad she’ll come and make you laugh just for you to have a pretty smile on the face.
Guy friend :Hey Santa is a very beautiful girl with such an amazing personality, you should ask her out?
A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.
A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.
by Elijahcurry November 23, 2021
Get the Santa mug.A girl with an amazing smile and is a very smart girl but sometimes she can not be very smart when it comes to a relationship. She is a very beautiful girl, some guys will be stunned by her beauty. She is also a person who gets attached to someone, but will love you unconditionally too. Santa is a very wonderful and loving and all those nice words, she is such an amazing person to meet no matter how she is hurt inside but she will always put you first and will always make you happy no matter what. She is a very funny person too, if you are ever sad she’ll come and make you laugh just for you to have a pretty smile on the face.
A guy: Yeah I was since I’m friends with Santa, for a while now, I’ve liked her more and more of how she is.
by Elijahcurry November 23, 2021
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