Creeping Suck

A deadly social disease of unknown origin. Common among politicians who were once considered popular, but have clearly started to rot from the inside.

I used to think my Senator had principles, but he caught the Creeping Suck and now his soul smells of offal and cat piss...

by I am me, who I am November 12, 2022

Speed suck

When a girl gives you a blow job so fast, you cum before getting fully erect

She speed sucked me last night

by Crackycraker June 3, 2021

Suck eye

To call and/or compliment someone by pulling air through pursed lips (or blowing air through opn lips but closed front teeth with tongue pressed to roof of mouth). Catcall. steups n. Trinidad & Tobago. Name given to the sound made by sucking air past the teeth with lips pursed.

That's easy like suck eye

by TnT868 June 14, 2018

sack of suck

A bunch of bullsnacks. Some collection of events or items which serve no true purpose or possess evil intent. Also a good substitute for "whatchamacallit".

This whole situation is a sack of suck. I didn't want to hang out anyway.

or
"Hey, gimme that sack of suck. That thing right next to you..."

by Bowlfinger '72 October 9, 2019

Suck a shit

A combination of “eat shit” and “suck a dick”. To be used as an insult, When you can’t decide which to use

Person A: “Hey bro, could you help me with my homework?”

Person B: “nah bro, suck a shit”

Person A: “eat shit and suck a dick”
Person B: “nah,you can suck a shit”

by Slanggmaker88 November 11, 2020

hope suck

When life tries you a curveball.
And you accidentally drop your vape in a swimming pool and then you hope suck it , looking for signs of life.

I shit , I just jumped off the dock with my Vape. Time to to “Hope Suck”!!

by Stephaniewjy December 15, 2022

Suck a goat

Some people just act and smell like they suck goats. Not to name any names. Sometimes they need to be reminded.

You smell like you suck goats for minimum wage. Go suck a goat.

by drypants August 27, 2022