squirrel

a person who only contributes to a groupme and not a real life conversation.

person 1: who is that girl in the corner?
person 2: oh, that's the group squirrel. she doesn't talk in real life, only online.

by lord of the bananas April 21, 2015

Squirrels Delight

When your girl squirts so hard she sounds like a squeaky, delighted squirrel.

I hit my girl with the squirrels delight, bro!

by TheReal,FuckShitCockBalls September 5, 2016

Squirrel Bait

Squirrel Bait: Sinilar to dingleberries, tag nuts, clingons etc but can be used specifically to feed small woodland critters.

Aw man it was a wars zone in there. Luckily I salvaged some Squirrel Bait so I can take a little walk through the woods.

by Goatybastard December 31, 2015

ratchet squirrel

A gold digging whore who spends her life hunting for nuts

Hi mate you know that Amber?

absolute ratchet squirrel mate. avoid at all cost.

by RosePearlBanterBoy January 15, 2016

squirrel nose

A powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one's ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity.

Kayta, you're getting squirrel nose again, drink some milk.

by Lefucktard January 21, 2016

squirrel poacher

A guy who pursues his friends girlfriends and ex girlfriends.

Colin Kaepernick is a squirrel poacher

by Buffalo pimp March 22, 2016

Squirrel

Slang name for a vagina

Hey Frank, get a load of the squirrel on that skanky ho!

by 7 years hanging over my head November 19, 2016