Joe Rogan Smile

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.

Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?

by CutiePatootiePie January 22, 2025

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Andre (Smile America)

stupid hoebag from southern texas that prank called Ryan Hollingsworth when Jack W. was around

Andre (Smile America) is fucking stupid

by iwasamistake November 8, 2020

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Smile, nothing matters

A statement you must tell yourself whenever you think about something that elicits any sort of feeling. This is a reminder that all of this living is whatever we want it to be.

Gbemisola: "What seems to be the problem?"
Erika: "I think people may not like me as much as I'd like them too."
Gbemisola: "Well, I am not one of them. Regardless, smile, nothing matters."
Erika: "You're right. This is all a joke anyway."

by von groovy June 20, 2024

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cervix with a smile

Refers to a beamingly-willing allowance of “downstairs access” by a hot chick, rather than her just sulkily/grumblingly consenting to said bouncy-bouncy merely because she feels that she owes you said “ultimate favor”.

As long as I remember not to ask her during her period, Tiffany always gives me “cervix with a smile” whenever I feel horny.

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

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skin smiling

an insincere and fake “smile” that usually doesn’t reach someone’s eyes. this type of “smile” will typically feel creepy or off putting because it is.

“dude, my dog was skin smiling at me last night!”
“did you check it for a zipper?”

by anonymous March 9, 2022

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