When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.
"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."
by DL Marx August 6, 2006
Get the slapping thomas mug.A "King Slap" Is A Variation of the "Pimp Slap" in which the person wheres twice to three times as many rings. Coined by Chris "Yung Blaze" Deyo in "Reppin' Our City"
by Yung Blaze April 12, 2009
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Ron: What was that?
David: A Butter Slap.
Ron: What's that?
David: When you wipe the sweat off your balls and slap someone in the face.
Ron: Eww WTF?
Ron: What was that?
David: A Butter Slap.
Ron: What's that?
David: When you wipe the sweat off your balls and slap someone in the face.
Ron: Eww WTF?
by Person88888 August 13, 2012
Get the Butter Slap mug.The act of applying fecal matter to another by placing it in the palm of ones hand and slapping a person.
Billy returned from the bathroom and applied a wicked crap slap to Tommy, covering his face in fecal matter with an audible crack.
by Da Definer November 7, 2006
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Get the Bertha-slap mug.Slapping another person's forehead with the backside of your palm, as popularized in the commercials for a certain tomato juice.
Dude 1: Man, you ordered a whole meal with no vegetables?
Dude 2: Yeah. What's wrong with that?
*Dude 1 V8 slaps Dude 2*
Dude 2: Alright, I'll go to the salad bar.
Dude 2: Yeah. What's wrong with that?
*Dude 1 V8 slaps Dude 2*
Dude 2: Alright, I'll go to the salad bar.
by dantephreak July 7, 2008
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