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Skeet/skeeta

In modern culture when a pretend DJ with no real DJ skills names himself he’s usually referred to a dirty skeet.

Aka a “skeeta scratcher”

Noun: skeet, plural noun: skeet’s or skeeta’s

Don’t be such a “skeeta scratcher”
Your such a “skeet Dj”

Definition:
A dodgy self named Dj, with a nickname given to him-self.

Used in sentance:

Don’t worry people it’s just Martin what a waste of talent !! when he was called Martin the Wickford dj he used to be excellent DJ. Everyone loved him but since he called himself DJ skeet he’s now just the local skeet…what a waste. !!
Martin is a skeet/skeeta dj. Skeet means a dodgy self named DJ
by Dj rebellion April 10, 2023
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Skeet

The art of ejaculating semen on someone or something.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!??? How u gonna spell a man's name with yo skeet." -Berleezy
by The Great Heir to Penis Man April 24, 2023
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Skeet

Skeet is the word to define you've been caught in 4k
by Skeeter Jean July 20, 2023
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Skeet

NOUN:
- a post made on the social media application Bluesky. Bluesky socials variant of a tweet.

VERB:
- The act of “Skeeting”, to make a post on the social media application Bluesky.
Bob: did you see that skeet from @how.bsky.team
Nick: Yea man I Reskeeted it because it made me laugh
by @nicks.furry.rentals July 28, 2023
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skeet

"One second, I gotta skeet my hog, it's Friday."
"Bro, why are you telling me you're gonna J.O.? The fuck?"
"Nah man, I'm posting a skeet on Bluesky."
by Who is this nobody? August 8, 2023
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Skeets Flipping

Doing a combination of acid, shrooms, and molly without originally intending on being high on all 3 at once
“Bro I’m absolutely fried, I spent last night skeets flipping at that party last night I ain’t doing shit today”
by JimmyNeturon September 1, 2023
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Skeeted

To be caught in 4k trying to have sex with a minor.
Term often used by Skeeter Jean on the "to skeet a predator" show.
The word is used as a way to make fun of the situation and to humiliate the alleged predator.
Safe to say, if you are ever in a situation where you can be skeeted, you should probably reevaluate your life choices.
Skeet Hansen: So do you have any other questions?
Predator: I swear man this is my first time I will never do this again you have my word
Skeet Hansen: Well in that case, my name is Skeet Hansen I am with the predatorial investigation unit, we are currently doing an online series about adults who try to meet up with minors, and you have been skeeted.
by EYAL5555 September 18, 2023
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