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melon shooter

A Muffler with an excessively and impractically large diameter output pipe (or an excessively large tailpipe on cars with mufflers located further from the rear of the car) - especially one that is mated to a much smaller upstream exaust system. Typically used to make a car "look fast" as opposed to modifications that actually make a car faster.

This type of exaust is called a "mellon shooter" because it is large enough to launch a melon that would be inserted into it - if the engine had enough power.
Look at the melon shooter on that Civic - it's as big as a sewer pipe!
by Matt287 May 13, 2006
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Port Short

A Newport cigarette that has mostly been smoked but still has 3-5 hits left.
Yo, before you flick that cig, lemme get a port short!
by double8s January 5, 2011
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Canadian shotgun wedding

When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?
"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."

"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."
by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013
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curb shopping

Going around urban areas, picking up things people have placed outside their homes on the curb, meant for someone to take them or for the garbage trucks to collect them. Either in nice weather when many people are doing big spring cleanings, or on designated house-clearance dates posted by officials, on the curb in front of people's houses you will see bookcases, desks, large plastic toys, bikes, lawnmowers, and things of similar nature. During these times you will see families driving around with a rented trailer browsing through things and taking what they deem sellable.
Dude, look at that gypsy family curb shopping with their van. They are driving through the suburbs with 2 mph stopping traffic, and things are falling off the roof at every speed bump.
by HungarianExpat September 4, 2013
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No-show mo-fo

No-show Mo-Fo (nō shoh 'mæu.fæu)

noun

Definition: slang / meaning/ Flake.

Someone who flakes; does not show up to where they are supossed to be.

2. A person who said that he/she would be at 'this' place, at 'this' time, and fails to show up.
Guy1: "dude, Nate is such a flake! He didn't show up for the races yesterday."

Guy2: "No way! Let's duct tape that no-show mo-fo to the pole at the high school tonight."
by DizzieRiot November 12, 2014
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hooka shook

Extremely shook...shook on a whole new level.
Jessica told me that her boyfriend cheated on her with a guy... hooka shook!
by Maylorion April 18, 2017
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My Shoes Squeaked

1. Some peoples shoes squeak or make squeaking sounds while they are walking or running.

2. Someone farts while walking and blames it on their shoes squeaking.
1. These new shoes I'd bought makes squeaking noises while I'm walking.

2. My girlfriend fartex while she was walking down the hall and blamed the fart sounds on her shoes and said "My shoes squeaked".
by JayEssBee85 May 31, 2018
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