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Salt demons

Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.

Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt

"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer

"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching

"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug

Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.

Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.

Salt demons.

Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
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Salted the Dash

When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.

Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.
Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.
by tombot5000 September 23, 2010
mugGet the Salted the Dashmug.

salted

another word for lit; to get wasted. have a good ass time
"Hey Fern, wanna get salted tonight?!"
"Hell ya! I'll bring the tequila!"
by snotalie August 17, 2016
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Salt Party

A social event in which every person covers themselves in an inch of table salt and licks it off each other in a penis-alada fashion.
E.g. When Grant has a salt party and covers his ham in seasoning
by Little woody December 12, 2013
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Redneck bath salts

Drugs??????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Me : leaving pizza place that shared a door with a pool place

Her: Did you get any redneck bath salts?

Me:what?
Her: Did you guys get any redneck bath salts?

Me: No...
Her: Redneck Bath salts. You should look them up. They're really good.
by Ribbajoxy1412 January 9, 2018
mugGet the Redneck bath saltsmug.

Salt Blaster

A word meaning the same as a crack head, somebody that does drugs excessively like cocaine and meth.
Hey look over there at those salt blasters walking down the street.
by armflap3000 March 16, 2025
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SALTS

smiled a little then stopped
Friend: *sends sum funny*
You: SALTSSS
Friend : cmon bruh
by misskeshia November 22, 2020
mugGet the SALTSmug.

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