Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024

Rubbed eyes

To look into someone’s eyes.

James rubbed eyes with Christopher and now he thinks they’re beefing

by Elizabeth Cullen September 27, 2023

Rubberbanding

To remove a condom before ejaculation into the other person, then to snap it on the the other person before telling them that the condom has been removed.

Last night, I took the condom off before I came in her. Then slapped her ass yelling "Rubberbanding"

by Snapzillas October 18, 2023

Rubber Trumpet

When someone's arsehole is noisy, not smelly, and with a good tune.

Did ya hear that Rubber Trumpet?

by Ruthless Collector October 22, 2023

rubaiyat

i just get so fucking turned on seeing him i wish i could ever ride his dick and wish him to swirl his dick into my wet tight pussy vigorously and scream his name in a way he never heard of if he ever spat on my titties i'd keep them in a jar and worship that

rubaiyat just make me your hoe for once

by a better cock biter than anyon November 21, 2023

rubai

rubai means someone who is the prettiest of all. someone whom everyone seeks for. everyone would have the intention of being someone to rubai. rubai's beauty shines brighter than anything else in this whole world. containing kindest heart, the best mind someone could ever ask for. she is loved.

you see rubai right there? she is the best joe!

"falling in love everytime i see rubai" "

by hoestal November 21, 2023

rubai

rubai is a girl of idols. despite her being herself, everyone seeks to be someone to her. she is the sweetest, the most caring, kind hearted, loveable, trustable, prettiest soul. she is someone always being there for you. the one loving love. rubai is someone who is just existing to her fulliest.

"oh my friend rubai makes me so weak"
always thought of her as the villain

by hoestal November 21, 2023