aaron b realtor

A slimy little incompetent man with self esteem issues who more so is bad at his job

You see aaron b realtor over there… yeah hes a looser.

by Rudi6969 December 27, 2022

West Virginia Reach Around

When you come up behind your cousin and whisper sweet nothings in her ear while sliding your hand down the inside front of her jeans.

My favorite holiday tradition at the family gathering is the West Virginia reach around.

by Hamilbone December 31, 2022

Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.

Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem

by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 24, 2023

Mobius Double Reach Around

A reach-around using both hands where the fingers are crossed so the index and middle and crossed, as are the pinky and ring

I met this dorky gal and she showed me the mobius double reach around

by Cryptopox137 March 14, 2023

The World Reached

Worst fanfic story ever written. Often used as example of how to not portray real life subjects in fiction. Can also be called "Liminality mythos".

Just as stigmatized as Claire and Harmonia fromm the World Reached.

by MangoBlown May 7, 2023

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024

The Boebert reach across

When your drunk date gives you a hand job in the theater.

Alternatively; when, in a bipartisan manner, a politician attempts to Garner support from an opposing political party for the sake of compromise.

While at the theater my drunk and stoned date reached over and gave me the Boebert reach across!!

Alt; In order to win enough votes for passing a bill, the Republican politician attempted to "reach across the aisle" to gain support from her democratic rival

by Scartissue01 February 13, 2024