Instagram Reels: *has thousands of racist-ass reels and videos and other insanely offensive and funny shit*
Instagram Reels Enjoyer: "oh dayum this shit is so fucking funny"
Or, example 2:
A racist grampa: *sees a person who is black*
Black guy: *minding his damn business like an alpha*
A racist grampa: "I HATE NIGGERS"
And finally, example 3:
Racecar enthusiast 1: "this race is so exciting, I love being a racist!"
Racecar enthusiast 2: "me too my guy :D"
The black guy who just came to the race for the first time: "WHAT THE MUTHAFUCKA?"
Instagram Reels Enjoyer: "oh dayum this shit is so fucking funny"
Or, example 2:
A racist grampa: *sees a person who is black*
Black guy: *minding his damn business like an alpha*
A racist grampa: "I HATE NIGGERS"
And finally, example 3:
Racecar enthusiast 1: "this race is so exciting, I love being a racist!"
Racecar enthusiast 2: "me too my guy :D"
The black guy who just came to the race for the first time: "WHAT THE MUTHAFUCKA?"
by a random nigga with no purpose October 24, 2025
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A “banana racist” is that peculiar individual who looks at a perfectly ripe, sunny yellow banana and recoils as if it personally betrayed them. To them, the mere hint of brown spots signals moral decay — a lapse of discipline in the fruit world.
Their allegiance lies firmly with the greener side of the spectrum: firm‑fleshed, tart, bordering on vegetal. These people don’t eat bananas; they judge them.They believe a banana should crunch slightly — as if it isn’t sure whether it’s fruit or vegetable. Offer them a ripe one, and you’ll see disdain flicker in their eyes, the same look sommeliers reserve for boxed wine.
They claim they “just like the texture better,” but deep down, you suspect it’s ideological: an aversion to sweetness masquerading as sophistication.In the grand fruit hierarchy, banana racists are the ascetics — the ones who treat your ripe, sugary snack as moral weakness.
They whisper about firmness and freshness as though they’re debating fine art. The rest of us simply chew and move on.
A “banana racist” is that peculiar individual who looks at a perfectly ripe, sunny yellow banana and recoils as if it personally betrayed them. To them, the mere hint of brown spots signals moral decay — a lapse of discipline in the fruit world.
Their allegiance lies firmly with the greener side of the spectrum: firm‑fleshed, tart, bordering on vegetal. These people don’t eat bananas; they judge them.They believe a banana should crunch slightly — as if it isn’t sure whether it’s fruit or vegetable. Offer them a ripe one, and you’ll see disdain flicker in their eyes, the same look sommeliers reserve for boxed wine.
They claim they “just like the texture better,” but deep down, you suspect it’s ideological: an aversion to sweetness masquerading as sophistication.In the grand fruit hierarchy, banana racists are the ascetics — the ones who treat your ripe, sugary snack as moral weakness.
They whisper about firmness and freshness as though they’re debating fine art. The rest of us simply chew and move on.
“Don’t offer Emma that ripe banana — she’s a total banana racist and only eats the green ones.”
“You can tell a banana racist by how quickly they judge your fruit bowl.”
“He calls himself a fitness enthusiast, but really he’s just a banana racist in denial.”
“The office kitchen turned into a war zone once the banana racists demanded a separate shelf for unripe fruit.”
“Banana racists say they prefer ‘firm texture,’ but we all know it’s just an excuse to be contrarian at breakfast.”
“You can tell a banana racist by how quickly they judge your fruit bowl.”
“He calls himself a fitness enthusiast, but really he’s just a banana racist in denial.”
“The office kitchen turned into a war zone once the banana racists demanded a separate shelf for unripe fruit.”
“Banana racists say they prefer ‘firm texture,’ but we all know it’s just an excuse to be contrarian at breakfast.”
by ChristianChef January 21, 2026
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The names of people, organizations, literature and events that sound racist, but actually are not racist when you learn about them.
I cannot believe how racist the people in Africa are, they named a river Niger. The river's name is not projounced the way you think it is bro, calm down. But it sounds racist?! racist, racism, mistake, discriminate, bigoted, prejudice
by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015
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by Morphman the Clown September 18, 2017
Get the High-functioning Racist mug.Someone who is only racist for bandwagon purposes. A news story, tv show or *coughs halftime performance can bring them out of the woodwork. Black issue, white issue, it doesn’t matter, a Fair Weather Racist wants the attention and will degrade any and everyone they have to to be a part of the current social backlash. (See also: Douche Canoe)
by Aniki May 4, 2018
Get the Fair weather racist mug.A giant beverage that smashes into your house and says oh yeah give me your asscheeks and you can’t run away it will catch you and rape you
by Bigtrek March 27, 2019
Get the Kool aid rapists mug.A person who thinks they are better than anyone other than white people. They think anything other than white people are horrible. They insult them and are a bitch. They are a usually blonde and dumb as fuck. They’re that one kid in school. If you call them racist they get offended and call you racist
Selena: This is for the terrorist attack in Paris! (Kicks Arab kid)
Arab kid: You’re racist
Selena: No I’m not you’re such a racist!
Mexican kid: Man that’s pretty racist
Selena: Oh shit your Mexican? I don’t wanna be your friend anymore
Mexican kid:Okay bitch
(Later)
Arab kid and Mexican kid: Man Selena is such a. Class A racist
Arab kid: You’re racist
Selena: No I’m not you’re such a racist!
Mexican kid: Man that’s pretty racist
Selena: Oh shit your Mexican? I don’t wanna be your friend anymore
Mexican kid:Okay bitch
(Later)
Arab kid and Mexican kid: Man Selena is such a. Class A racist
by SomeoneDontAsk October 6, 2019
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