Empty Promise

Eating while defecating, particularly when planned and intentional

“Did you make a bowl of cereal before you went to poop?”
“Yeah, just a quick Empty Promise”

by PercyP September 24, 2018

Irish Promotion

A demotion.

The boss calls me into the office today for an Irish promotion and the next thing I know is I'm polishing port-a johns in August.

by Fucks-A-Lot November 7, 2011

palestine promise

When you have diarrhea and someone goes pinkie deep in your ass and writes their promise on your back

He gave me a Palestine promise saying he won’t break up with me

by Palestine forever March 4, 2021

Party Promise

definition - a brand of instant coffee
background - cheap, powdered "coffee"

" oh, i don't want to give this coffee
party - it's gonna cost the earth. never
mind, i'll give them Party Promise - cheap
but tastes like Rocca Toon. "

by washed 0 April 24, 2005

promo bitches

Promo bitches are the hottest promotion team around. Run by two "fit,cool ledgends!" Helen and Emma.You can find them on myspace.

Person 1-OMG, we sooo need promotion
Person 2-We could ask promo bitches
Person 1-OMG, you mean...Helen and Emma the "fit, cool ledgends"
Person 2-Yes, thats them they did suche a good job for that band.
Person 1- Il ask them!!!

by crogi December 14, 2008

Proma

The combination of Prom and Drama.

Actually you could just say Prom since everyone goes just for the Drama but Proma is hella git.

"OMG did you hear about Colleen hooking up with three guys right on the dance floor while her boyfriend just went to get the spiked punch?"
"Gigi, that's so old Proma."

by Colleen much. April 3, 2008

promospamming

The act of getting links, products, services, etc., mentioned in blogs, forums, etc., for the purpose of advertising, promotion and driving traffic to other sites / destinations.

Promospamming has caused yet another popular site to fill up with promotional posts designed to get free advertising for the promospammers.

by WordWizzy October 7, 2008