peanut butter and jelly

When you cum on someones face and then hit them in the nose until it bleeds. Then smear it all up with your dick, just like a nice peanut butter and jelly sangwich.

After that bastard nutted on my face he hit me and broke my nose. Then he smeared it with his dick. I looked like a muthafuckin peanut butter and jelly sangwich!

by buick159 January 30, 2009

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pean wash

when your penis is washed either by the wetness of a girl's mouth or by the wetness of the girls vagina. Also, may be used as a wager in a friendly bet.

I'm so glad I'm hanging out with Shirley tonight because I know I will get my pean washed.

Dude, that girl is such a slut I know I can get my pean washed tonight.

I'll bet you a pean wash that you can't fuck that girl tonight.

by mypeanisclean September 3, 2009

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Peanutbuttered

When you stick your fingers in someone's nose after you JUST wiped them on our dirty butt.

Todd was being a doche so Sean peanutbuttered him.

by wolphpussy January 6, 2010

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Peanut Butter McJelly

A codename used 4 a realllllllllly cute kid who a girl stalks

alanna: waiyo waiyo waiyo
sydney: OMG ITS PEANUT BUTTER MCJELLY!
izzy: syd i dont care!
sydney: BUT HES SOOO CUTE!

by pbmj May 19, 2011

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PeanutFreeMom

A Twitter account to follow when you want nothing more than to look at the world that is raising children right now.

"Apparently Caleb had a tantrum at camp yesterday and a boy called him 'a baby'. Um yeah, hi, that's bullying." - @PeanutFreeMom, you child is going to grow up and kill you in your sleep.

by Peanuts Only August 23, 2011

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