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Pound Sand

You pissed me off now go dig a hole in the sand for your pecker and begin to fuck the hole. Pound it hard and fast until your dick is raw.
Ali told me to remove my vending machine from the building so I told him to go pound sand.
by ilardi74 May 24, 2024
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Pound Teen

A child you pick up from the adoption center who is in their teenage years. And like a dog that you would also pick up from the pound it will behave as to not go back to the pound.
Joe: Should I get a pound teen? I heard they're well behaved.
Jim: Yeah they don't do stupid teen shit because they dont want to go back to the adoption center
by vurvm April 15, 2024
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pounding ex

After you get a divorce from your ex wife/ex hubby but you still need that pussy or cock action.
Yo homie...I am gonna swing by the old hags house and so some pounding ex before I go home!
Yo buddy...be careful. I hear your ex has been getting tag teamed by the neighbors.
by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018
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London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!
Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.
by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022
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Quarter Pounded

Someone who finishes quickly
What did you do last night?”

“My tinder date quarter pounded”

“Oh no”
by straightvibin December 9, 2020
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Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.
Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!
by SnowyBoardingFish October 30, 2021
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twilight pounding

Mlp porn is best porn to get hard to and fuck all 28 of your girls in one night just to be satisfied
Me:Twilight pounding is fucking 28 Girls

Fred: I dont believe it
by Twilight fucker May 7, 2018
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