Nicky Pants

cool cat from motown/turlock plays music and walks the town. fun and cute as shit. "i was never cool in school, im sure you dont remember me, and now its been ten years im still wondering who to be, but i love to mix in circles, cliques, and social coteries, hand me my nose ring, can we be happy? show me the moshpit, we can be happy underground!"

"This fool thinks he's Nicky Pants"

by Nicky Pants October 22, 2006

Pants Icing

the crusty, white stail in a woman's pants.

Distinctly noticable by it's texture and great smell.

John was turned on as he noticed pants icing while removing her undergarments

"Wow!, that's a whole load of pants icing"

by polaris March 15, 2005

Special Pants

Elastic pants that are tight and pocketless, thus turning any females behind to look "special."

Solow Pants

"Yo Brohan Santana that girl's ass looks amazing!"
"No Tim Tebro, it's only because of her special pants."

by Bro J Simpson September 3, 2009

candy pants

A GUY that is so sweet it makes girls want to eat his pants

damn candy pants i just want to take your sweet ass home and munch on your sweet ass!!! ;-)

by Freaque nique April 14, 2009

Sassy Pants

a term used for someone being abnormally mouthy for themselves and attempting to be cute. Usually found in the Romanian culture. This can be spotted if one is wearing ankle socks with flip flops.

Have you talked to Dan yet? Watch out cause he is DEFINITELY wearing his sassy pants today!!

by sassiest pants October 6, 2010

ass pants

A word used in Beck's train of thought surreal song Hotwax from the album 'Odelay'. His train of thought was kinda Kenny Rogers, barflys and stretch wrangler jeans in the mood to impress. Eeewww....

Silver foxes looking for romance
In the chain-smoke
Kansas flash dance ass pants

by Bozlog November 25, 2006

Brown Pants

Clothing worn to hide the fact that the shit will likely be scared out of you.

Ship is sailing the oceans.

A pirate ship appears on the horizon. The captain says "Men, bring me my red shirt!" The first mate fetches the shirt and the captain successfully leads an attack on the pirates that sinks their ship.

One of the sailors asked the captain "Why do you wear a red shirt in battle?" The captain responded "because if I am wounded, you will not see blood and will continue to fight as if nothing is amiss." The crew was astounded at the bravery of the captain.

Later, twenty pirate ships appeared on the horizon. The men looked to the captain, waiting for the request that brought everyone so much strength. The captain looked at the horizon and said, "Men, bring me my brown pants!"

by GloriaB September 23, 2006