PARKING!!!
It's the new planking.
Created on the 15th of May 2011 by Jake Hurwitz the art of Parking is to park in the closest parking space (excluding Pram and Disabled spaces) to the door resulting in the shortest walking distance to your destination. Once the park has been successfully obtained photographic evidence must be taken and the photo is to be uploaded....but remember this, if you come at the King you best be ready.
It's the new planking.
Created on the 15th of May 2011 by Jake Hurwitz the art of Parking is to park in the closest parking space (excluding Pram and Disabled spaces) to the door resulting in the shortest walking distance to your destination. Once the park has been successfully obtained photographic evidence must be taken and the photo is to be uploaded....but remember this, if you come at the King you best be ready.
by The Parking King October 8, 2011
Get the Parking mug.When a man receives oral pleasure by standing over the participant and "dips" his genitalia and/or genitals into said participant's mouth. This action must be performed within the limits of a parking lot in order to constitute valid "parking lot dippin."
Parking lot dippin' is my preferred method of oral sex. The trajectory allows me to better discharge my semen directly to the back of the woman's esophagus. If properly executed, the skank will choke violently.
by Beezly December 23, 2007
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To have more people in the car than the amount of seat belts. Refers to the way Mexicans ride through the "getto"
To call your ride a bean-packin-mobile you must abide to these rules.
1) 2 or more people own the car and use it.
2) has plastic spinners or any type of plastic rim
3) always has some kind of food in the back seat
4) obviously there must be a Mexican in the car (or think your Mexican thats alright too)
5) there is more than one thing wrong with the car Ex: the frunt window doesnt open, or you have to hotwire the car to start it.
6) has been had some kind of drive by AKA egged, gunned down, burritoed, paint balled, spit on, or shat on or in, ect.
7) people don't want to get picked up by your car either because of looks or the driver.
8) at some point in time there has to have been someone sleeping in the car
9) THERE MUST BE AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE IN THE CAR
10) there isnt any rules, if your Bean packin, you know it!
To call your ride a bean-packin-mobile you must abide to these rules.
1) 2 or more people own the car and use it.
2) has plastic spinners or any type of plastic rim
3) always has some kind of food in the back seat
4) obviously there must be a Mexican in the car (or think your Mexican thats alright too)
5) there is more than one thing wrong with the car Ex: the frunt window doesnt open, or you have to hotwire the car to start it.
6) has been had some kind of drive by AKA egged, gunned down, burritoed, paint balled, spit on, or shat on or in, ect.
7) people don't want to get picked up by your car either because of looks or the driver.
8) at some point in time there has to have been someone sleeping in the car
9) THERE MUST BE AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE IN THE CAR
10) there isnt any rules, if your Bean packin, you know it!
Riley: Dude trystan, why we bean packin. How many people can we fit in this 92 Toyota. (riley looks in the car, theres a Mexican in the front seat)Actually i think ill will walk.
Trystan: allright dude, but you know i only make $7.50 an hour what did you expect a fuckin lambo.
Jose: you dirty gringo get back here ill knife the shit out of you.
Riley: im gettin the fuck outa dodge, you mess with one bean you mess with the whole burrito.
Trystan: allright dude, but you know i only make $7.50 an hour what did you expect a fuckin lambo.
Jose: you dirty gringo get back here ill knife the shit out of you.
Riley: im gettin the fuck outa dodge, you mess with one bean you mess with the whole burrito.
by Jubs the Explorer December 15, 2008
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Get the Parking Lot Pimpin mug.My blind date with Jimmy really sucked. He turned out to be kind of a turd. So I went picking wildflowers, and went home with the bartender.
by Butt Burger October 25, 2010
Get the picking wildflowers mug.Pulling into a parking lot in a car that sits so low, that the bumper scrapes when you pull in. Hence the parking lot is sagging.
my 1963 Impala sits about one inch off the ground. when i pull into parking lots, my bumpers drag, and sparks emit. In my neighborhood they call it "parking lot sagging". a common term in the lowriding community.
by Ricky Pearson January 11, 2008
Get the parking lot sagging mug.Sky: Damn I really need to pack.
Shan: Do it.
Sky: I'll do it in the morning.
Morning..
Shan: What you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be..?
Sky: Ugh. Placking.
Shan: Do it.
Sky: I'll do it in the morning.
Morning..
Shan: What you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be..?
Sky: Ugh. Placking.
by skybluewhaleshan January 8, 2009
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