pole master

An individual who an inclination for, and subsequently a great deal of experience with servicing the human male sexual organ in a variety of ways.

Typically used to insult a male.

Chris is totally a pole master, his tonsils must bleed!

by Sapacious May 20, 2008

pole vacuum

a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.

thera is a total pole vacuum.

by use pi, bitch! October 23, 2008

pole sharkin

people who sit around the pole to watch the dancer so their man sticks get hard enough for manual manipulation or scorgasm.

Me and my buddies took him pole sharking before he got married.

by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009

Polevaulting

The British version - The action of slapping a man and/or woman in the face with your erected penis. Depending on the force of your polevault you can sometimes cause the 'Polevaultee' to lose balance. Thus having made the PERFECT Polevault!.

"aww Dude I just flopped it out and was Polevaulting them both, Billy and Kattrin right round the face."

"No way!"

"Yes way!, Kattrin couldn't even speak afterwards"

Hi5

by Spasmin November 3, 2009

Poleish

Noun: 1. A man who is always extremely thirsty but never hungry.

Noun: 2. A person who cannot be beaten at any drinking games/competitions

Verb: To smash vodka

Xav: What do you mean he did a double centurion!!?!

Tom: Yeah I know, that's why he's poleish

by Polish, nail February 17, 2010

Pole Smokerish

As of or like a pole smoker; something a pole smoker would do

"Shirts that come with holes in the sleeves are cool, but cutting holes in the sleeves of a shirt is pole smokerish."

by Gray Fox069 April 30, 2010

polecrap

Residue or crust left behind on the pole after a night of bottomless pole dancing.

The customers demanded to lick off the polecrap after Suzie slithered down.

by aromamaster July 14, 2010