polished hammer

when a white man and a African women have sexual relations he is bestowed a black {polished hammer }
when obligated a man does what he must to survive racial retaliations polished hammer
by legionaire4443 January 29, 2019
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The Polish Bagpipe

A group of well hung eastern europeans circled around a unsuspectiing girl while blind folded.
Amy found herself in more then she could handle when the polish bagpipes started playing over her head.
by transamguy June 13, 2012
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jimmy polishers

Refers to a person's lips that sucks dick.
Stop talking shit or I will smack you right in your Jimmy polishers
by Jay Benz January 27, 2024
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Polish Tuxedo

The act of putting on completely mismatching clothes and not caring about it in the least. A typical example would be a pair of really shiny dress shoes, white socks, track pants ( With holes), a blazer and a t shirt (Usually filthy). Usually happens on laundry day, after a night of binge drinking, or becoming homeless after forgetting to do laundry and going binge drinking then your wife kicks you out.

Also happens when guys no longer give a shit about themselves, or have completely went off the deep end.
Man 1 " Check out Borat's Polish tuxedo!"

Man 2 " Easy deluxe, we have all worn a polish tuxedo after a good night of drinking and losing our clothes."
by Professor Tunnycliff July 01, 2014
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polish sqeezebox

An act involving inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina and an entire fist into the woman's anus.
I gave your mother the ol' polish sqeezebox last night.
by Johnny2Balls June 12, 2017
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Polish accordion

When a man without foreskin puts the head of his penis in another man's foreskin.
I gave him the best polish accordion for his birthday!
by Dudebro420 April 02, 2017
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Polishing the knob

Whenever the woman proceeds to give head in the shower
Yo bro, what was all of that noise in the shower? Aww shee my b dawg, my girl was polishing the knob.
by Medidichi February 09, 2021
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