Platypus Vagina

Also known as "Platypussy".

Not quite as pink as dolphin snizz, but make no mistake, that's some good platypussy(platypus vagina)!

by Little Carlos and the People March 9, 2018

Platypus

A word designed to end a conversation when the conversation has reached an impasse—When you are arguing with a friend or acquaintance and the conversation is going nowhere, and neither side is actually listening to the other side, or is, but simply cannot or will agree whatsoever, and the ongoing argument is angering and emotionally damaging one or both parties. At this point platypus is invoked by one or both parties as a peaceful means of ending the topic.

‘Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.’ ‘No! Women are from Mars, and Men are from Venus.’ ‘Platypus.’

by kriegerenpaz May 29, 2018

patty buns

What hillcore is chasing endlessly on fortnite

Hillcore wants to taste dem patty buns

by sizzlerman May 31, 2018

Platypus

A monotreme found that's found in eastern Australia and Tasmania. When the skin of a young platypus was sent to Britain for examination in 1798, scientists thought it was a fake. The zoologist George Shaw (1751-1813), who worked at the British museum, even checked it for stitches, believing that it had been sewn together from parts of other animals (you can still see the scissor marks that he made on the pelt today). However, these creatures have been proven to be real. With a beaver-like tail, duckbill, flippers, and spiky fur, these must surely win the award for being one of Australia's strangest creatures.

The platypus is one of the world's few poisonous mammals. When trouble strikes, it squirts venom out through a hollow spur on its ankle (only males carry poison and they're more likely to use it on other males during the breeding season than on people).

by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018

platybelodon

The prehistoric equivalent of a child who begs for more shit.
Like seriously, look it up.

Platybelodon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thylacosmilus:Jesus christ, what the fuck

by Fricctionaryo August 23, 2018

Platypuss

A slang term for a woman with so much botox in her lips that they think having a ducks bill is like having a second vagina.

That botox clinic is a real Platypuss factory.

by Hjk996 September 21, 2018

Pattyshakes

When a man called Patrick, Patrik or a man with any other spelling of the name starts to shake uncontrollably as a result of a horrible, possibly antisemitic joke or meme. The shaking occurs because in the situation not being socially acceptable to laugh out loud.

-Hey Pat, look at this meme about *insert dark humour joke*
Pat: *shakes uncontrollably*
- Oh lord he has the Pattyshakes

by swamparoony November 9, 2018