pirates

One of the many things that make things better in this world.

Goes well with monkeys and cock.

Hello mate, we're off to find some booty. Put your god damn monkey loving cock away you sick land lubbing fuck.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

pirate eye

when you are taking a girl doggie style, you spit on her back, then pull out, as she turns around thinking you already came, you cum in her eye declaring "arr you have been struck by the pirate eye"

dave struck sarah with the dreaded pirate eye.

by simon van laun April 13, 2006

pirate hooker

A women who is usually racist, violent, a little bi curious and resides in a little shack on whore island.

A: she hates black people, is bicurious and has guns
B: tell that pirate hooker to go back to her home on whore island

by vacos March 31, 2012

smoke a pirate

To fellate another man.

Go smoke a pirate.

by Gregg July 12, 2003

Pirate juice.

RUM.

"WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE?!?!"

Pirate juice.

by tehbirdmang October 13, 2011

Crimson Pirate

A guy Who has sex with a girl while she is on her period

Dude, Last night I was totally a Crimson Pirate.

by ukilledmyhope May 23, 2007

The pirate

guy cums in your eye and you yell arghhhhh.

When a guy cums in your eye and you yell argh it's called the pirate.

by Finger bang February 9, 2014