Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a woman he/she chose to marry just because she was sexually enticing.
Also see toochis tax
Also see toochis tax
-Did you hear Dan and Barbara are getting divorced after only ten months?
-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
-He's going to pay a hefty tittie tax to get out of that one.
by Jareau September 1, 2009
Get the tittie taxmug. by super mega death christ August 6, 2012
Get the titty sprinklezmug. ex. "a woman is like a vase... sometimes you gotta slap those titties........if the vase had titties...a titty vase....ummm, yeeeaaahh"
by hehehehewhoo October 17, 2008
Get the titty vasemug. by gunzoid November 29, 2006
Get the sick tittymug. I picked up this hot bitch at the bar. I took her back to the flat and gave her some titty sprinkles.
by qwerty5 October 22, 2007
Get the titty sprinklesmug. 
noun A silky smooth type of cat without a care in the world who will gladly come at you hard and dirty like a spider monkey.
They call me "Tittie Sprinkles". I enjoy short walks to the fridge, ice cold beverages, and the occasional threesome. Sometimes for fun I will steal a horse, glue an ice cream cone to its head and ride it naked with a belt tied around my neck singing "It`s raining men". I know some people think thats weird. Fuck that. I like unicorns. Anyway, if you feel that I might be someone who could go and do proper funk work on you, give me a call on my cell. You should be able to find my number in the men`s room of your local bar, or a phone booth, or a jail cell. I look forward to meeting you. You dirty dirty bitches.
by Henry Gondorf April 4, 2008
Get the Tittie Sprinklesmug.