by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
Get the .....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe..... mug.An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.
Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"
Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"
Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"
by Capycinno April 3, 2025
Get the TABLE mug.An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.
Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"
Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"
Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"
by Capycinno April 3, 2025
Get the TABLE mug.When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".
by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 2, 2025
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by Blenn May 10, 2025
Get the Round Table mug.Basically just a twist to the phrase “Period (girl, queen, etc.)”: A slang term used by ghetto girls or gay/zesty men to show approval for an action made by another, like a verbal applause in other words.
Jessica: Vanessa, were you talking shit?!
Vanessa: OMG no I wasn’t!!
Jessica: Lying ass hoe!! *Slaps Vanessa’s face*
Emma: Oop, and that’s on periodic tables!!
Vanessa: OMG no I wasn’t!!
Jessica: Lying ass hoe!! *Slaps Vanessa’s face*
Emma: Oop, and that’s on periodic tables!!
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