Crazy dave

Will stick a knife in your neck socket.Walks all night endlessly,talking to his crazy self.visting Graves and greving about a life he wasted and the people he pushed away.A Parah.He dies alone

Look,there's that fucken Crazy Dave

by Godsmacker December 18, 2019

such a dave

someone who’s really annoying or loud someone who won’t stop talking when and someone that’s a noob or bad at something

paige: did you see that guy last night skiing?

jessica: yes i did he was such a dave

by faircurls February 25, 2019

Dumbass dave

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.

Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.

by Bawston69 August 4, 2019

Dave Tshienda

cheating on another level when you're in a relationship

He always dave Tshienda

by MarianneMil March 4, 2022

fenkell dave

Realest person, real chill, don't really care about anything, sleazy, doesn't trust people. If you mess with him you might get bodied!!

That ni**a Fenkell Dave cool as h*ll

by bobby098 October 29, 2015

Dave Carleton

A term for a normal person with average looks and common name. This person is quiet and slightly asocial can be friendly and animated. They can blend in easily with a crowd and can be easily missed or forgotten unless care is taken. Little is known about their past, but peculiar habits and odd diction make you think that they're not who they say they are. This combined with their above average intelligence and social-anarchist political leanings will lead you to believe that they are some sort of spy or sleeper agent. They generally have dark hooded eyes in which dance the demons of their past. Not to be confused with a Narc.

Person 1: You know that guy from Chem class?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.

by Tommy O'Reagan February 13, 2013

dave crabtree

One night stand

Dylan " ben has Dave being doing the Dave Crabtree again"

by One night stand Dave March 3, 2017