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put a new number in the clock.

Need for a change. Time to change old or bad habits. Time to make a change. Source: A phrase I coined at the hospital when I was changing some bad habits that were harming my health and well being.
My life working this this job is dull and boring. Time to put a new number in the clock. I'll quit my job and go into business for myself owning my own pet store.
by Dave Greer March 4, 2008
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number five

when you sit on the toilet, sneeze, burp, fart, choke, puke, poop, pee, jizz, pick your nose, clean your ears, cry, and clip your toe nails all at the exact same time.
dude i took the narliest number five last night! i nearly died.
by ytyyt67 August 6, 2007
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mombo number 5

a fat black man with a high pitched voice with a purple dick on his fore head
wow you are really being a mombo number five
by greg guerette July 17, 2003
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Nublet

Being a nublet is in training to be a Nub which is in training to be a Noob.

Long way to go if you're called a nublet. XD
Kazraga:Your such a nublet dont you know shamans own all?
Bushybeard: Wahh!?
by Kazraga April 26, 2006
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Nuclear Payback

Those that support nuclear power because nuclear power somehow supports them; no matter what the health implications or other "costs" are for others.
The investigation found that all the local Officials that supported the flawed reactor plan were "on the take" because they were receiving some form of illegal Nuclear Payback when they made their decisions; a relationship that they should have made public!
by CaptD April 28, 2012
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nuclear throne

A name for the toilet after a particularly bad shit.
"You could have warned me about the nuclear throne, man"
by breadz October 7, 2015
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Number one gun!

Usually said by greasy men with rats tails and track pants. Number one gun indicates that the person being called said name either got some 'hawt' girl or has a 'sick' subaru his mum bought for him with their kebab shop profit
Heard Steve got with his 3rd cousin the other week, number one gun! keeping it in the family!
by Huntehhhhh1 April 24, 2008
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