by Well I west December 25, 2019
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For Sale!10 Imperial Guard Cadians well painted £25 ONLY!!
Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.
Included in this auction are my favourite 10 figures that I painted when I was six, I think they are well painted because despite the extensive amount of time I have spent looking at other peoples models in games, in magazines and on the FUCKING BOX; I think I have achieved the same results by placing the brush between my butt cheeks and squatting over the model whilst doing the birdie dance. Clearly the talent I had as a child has added to the value of these lumps of plastic so I will increase from the price of brand new miniatures to compensate myself for departing with these veritable mona lisas.
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