The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers September 3, 2016
Get the Pot Noodle Psychosismug. A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".
by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016
Get the Two-Minute-Noodlemug. A period of time by which a person usually of adolescence ages is molested or sexually abused by an older (usually male) relative
Damn man my uncle came over for silly noodle time a few days ago and I haven't been able to sit down since
by 1818551 June 27, 2023
Get the Silly noodle timemug. by LankyAsianbro February 17, 2018
Get the Spicy noodle situationmug. National Noodle day takes place the 25th of every month. It takes place during lunch where one friend brings noodles for everyone who sits at your lunch table.
24: “okay <name> is bringing noodles tomorrow.” 25: “YAYYYY NOODLES
National Noodle day means it’s a celebration of the noodle and Sharing it among friends
National Noodle day means it’s a celebration of the noodle and Sharing it among friends
by NationalNoodles October 27, 2019
Get the National Noodle Daymug. Hey did you hear Chicken Noodle Soup song by the Stranger Things cast
Yeah! It's great
Yep one of Caleb McLaughlin's greatest inventions
Like sliding down escalators
Yeah! It's great
Yep one of Caleb McLaughlin's greatest inventions
Like sliding down escalators
by finnersz September 26, 2019
Get the Chicken Noodle Soupmug. by Some Asian Chef in Afghanistan June 12, 2018
Get the Kim Jum Noodlesmug.