Ed-Yanni

A guy named Ed-Yanni is basically a god . Ed-Yanni's we're anciently craft by the greek gods themselves .Ed-Yanni's are known to have the smallest cock in the universe ,but to complete what they lacking they got an amazing personality.Also Ed-Yanni are at the very base of the human creation.They put a smile on everybodie's face when they are near them.To finish Ed-Yanni's got the best head game in history , wait I also forgot to mention that they are nearly perfect and handsome .

"Who was that handsome guy walking ? "
"Oh , him , he's the coolest guy in the school , Ed-Yanni"

by SosaFaygo March 10, 2022

ED

Means "Eternal Damnation" from the New Religious Movement of Jarbism.

"Yo bro, if you don't convert to Jarbism, you're going to be sent to ED."

by CultOfJ March 15, 2022

crossbrow-ed

When a heterosexual male suddenly becomes infatuated with another male. The heterosexual male had been shot with cupids arrow. The "heterosexual" male, flabbergasted with these emotions, now lives in a state of confusion and questions his sexuality.

Bro 1: Hey Bro2 have you met Charlie?
Bro 2: *Stares in silence*
Bro 1: Bro2 you good?
Bro 2: oh? *cough* hEEEey... Uhm. Hi. I'm Bro2

>Later that evening
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Did you get crossbrow-ed meeting charlie?... You did! You totally got crossbrow-ed!

by Jfishytuna March 22, 2022

ego-ed

when you text or call someone and they don't pick up or respond because they feel they are too superior to do so.

I texted John but he totally ego-ed me.

by devons1 March 25, 2022

Jada-ed Past

When a married woman is know to have had and continues to constantly cheats on her simp of a husband with anyone, including but not limited to her own son's friends, while her simp husband continues to defend her because he can't take a joke. She commands him to slap people that make a joke about her, but simp husband isn't allowed to beat the guys she having the affair with.

I know my wife has a jada-ed past, but if Chris Rock ever say my wife's name with his mouth, I'm gonna slap that microphone off his face.

by Scammerpayback247 March 28, 2022

trim ed

a really cool guy that would deffo make you happy if you were sad and dances to just dance whip nae nae

"Oh lad look it's trim ed what a guy"

by asterfizzy April 2, 2022

Ed Sheeran

A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.

Alex: What's your favorite song?

Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.

Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!

by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022