puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat
jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!
by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023
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Jawless Puppy

hot. smash.

Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs
Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"
by Deadhooker. April 15, 2023
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fluffy puppy

fluffy puppy is a lady killer
massive cock 9-14 inch's minimum

great lover and is always a gentleman
OMFG MY BF NAIT FLUFFY PUPPY BENSON HAS A MASSIVE AND MAGICAL COCK HE IS THE GREATEST LOVER

if you date a Nait Benson your lucky asf
by BIG TUCH March 03, 2021
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spoopy puppy

spoopy puppy = retard
by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020
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spoopy puppy

spoopy puppy = retard
by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020
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puppy guts

great on the grill if you add a little salt to them they'll be just right i prefer rat terrier guts over pitbull but it's great on a kabob
i like fried puppy guts
by sumi dumi September 24, 2020
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Puppy Fucking

Puppy Fucker - Kind of a lazy, sometimes clueless person, not really offensive

Puppy Fuck'N - Wasting time, not being very productive, be a lazy toad
PFr - Bubba, I told you to take out the trash yesterday you miserable (PFr) Puppy Fucker
PFn - Hey what are you doing today? not much just (PFn) Puppy Fucking
PFr - Catfish, your a low down cross-eyed (PFr) Puppy Fucker!
PFn - "phone rings"!! Hello boss! what the hell have you been doing all day? .....well just (PFn) Puppy Fuck'N
PFr - Well I'll be a (PFr) Puppy Fucker...!!!!

Puppy Fucker - Kind of a lazy, sometimes clueless person, not really offensive

Puppy Fuck'N - Wasting time, not being very productive, be a lazy toad
by PuppyFucking August 26, 2022
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