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Nerd Hurdle 

(nûrd hûr’dl) n., v. -dled, -dling n.

a barrier or blockade of ‘nerdiness’ that an individual not of the nerd persuasion must metaphorically ‘leap’ over in order to enjoy or fully appreciate a given experience or situation.

-v. to successfully overcome a nerd hurdle.
She loves Mel Gibson but the aliens were just too big a Nerd Hurdle for her to really enjoy Signs.
Related Words

nerd-thug 

1) a person who desperately wants to be a popped-collar frat boy, but is a loser and poser. This individual spends his or her free time larping and playing rpgs while bullying any other nerds in the vicinity.

2) a nerd who attempts to elevate his social status by being a dick to other nerds.
Nerd 1: What the hell is up with that guy? He's gaming like such a douche!

Nerd 2: Don't bother with that nerd-thug, he just thinks he's better than everyone else here.

Nerd 3: I think he missed the irony that if he WAS better than everyone else here, he wouldn't be here all weekend swinging foam at people in retarded costumes, he'd be at a frat party with all the bros he tries so hard to imitate.
nerd-thug by coolerthanyou2222 October 22, 2010

Nerd Rage 

A term used to describe the condition of an RPG nerd who is extremely angry about a gaming issue a normal person would consider trivial.
Below is paraphrased example of nerd rage from the MMORPG World of Warcraft:

raging nerd: You fucking stole my Cloudsong!

normal guy: Calm down, it's only a game.

raging nerd: Shut your fucking mouth!
Nerd Rage by Matthew A. M. November 12, 2008

Nerd neck 

It is when a wamen gives head to a gay fag
Nerd neck by OminousPanda February 10, 2019

Nerd Funk 

A scent/odor exuded by an individual, particularly computer gamers that smells like a mixture between Body Odor, Sweat and Mold. Nerd Funk is usually accompanied by excitement, frustration, anger, "nerd rage" etc.
Dude, this place reeks of Nerd Funk
Nerd Funk by Ponco September 15, 2009

NERD SLAP 

WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE A RANDOM POP CULTURE QUESTION AND THEIR BRAIN GOES BLANK THINKING OF THE ANSWER. WHEN YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, THEY GET A LOOK ON THEIR FACE AS THOUGH THEY HAD JUST BEEN SLAPPED, THEN GET ANGRY AT THEMSELVES FOR NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER.
HEY MAN, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE WHITE FURRY DRAGON IN THE NEVER ENDING STORY?

UUMMMM WELL, SHIT, LEMME THINK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I KNOW THIS....SHIT, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?

ANSWER:FALCOR.

AT THIS POINT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT SMACKED, BECAUSE IT ALL COMES BACK TO THEM IN A HEARTBEAT. THIS IS A NERD SLAP.