Ninja'd

after sexual intercourse the act of walking across the room taking off the condom and quickly spinning around and throwing said condom at the woman's face like a shruiken

I totally Ninja'd that ho last night!

by Jeffery Harrison Nancy November 23, 2007

ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.

"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"

by bill from ultimate fakebook February 18, 2004

ninja shnoof

When a ninja hides in your pajamas and right when you're about to go to sleep he thrusts his sword through you.

Sebastian: I'm pretty tired, good thing I already have my jammies on.
Thad: Did you just call your pajamas jammies?
Sebastian: Uhhh.......I can ex-
Hidden Ninja: shnoof!
Sebastian: *dead*
Thad: Holy shit! a ninja shnoof!

by HELLMANNSstain January 11, 2009

ninja monkey

Masturbating in a public place

dude i was ninja monkeying in the mall bathroom last week.

by ralphie parker May 15, 2008

Ninja Sanchez

THIS IS WHEN YOU JUST FINISHED TAKING A SHIT, BEFORE WIPING, YOU RUN YOUR INDEX FINGER BETWEEN YOUR ASS, SNEAK UP ON AN UNSUSPECTING VICTIM FROM BEHIND (LIKE A NINJA) GRAB HIS/HER HEAD AND AND RUN YOUR SHIT STAIND FINGER UNDER THE NOSE IN A TYPICAL NINJA THROAT CUT MOTION.

FOR BEST RESULTS BEFORE YOU RUN YOUR FINGER IN THE THROAT CUTTING MOTION WHISPER SOFTLY,"ninja sanchez"

by ManBearPig05 April 2, 2010

ninja wasp

a large all black wasp that apears from thin air when it's name is spoken and exhibits very aggresive behavior.

hey you guys don't go out side the ninja wasp just chased me down the block... sorry tommy it got your little brother , he's gone.

by bird from three March 20, 2011

Ninja Chop

After you blow your load in your girlfriends mouth, right before she swallows it, you knife hand chop her in the throat and watch her spit it all over the place.

"Man last night I Ninja Chopped my girl, I never laughed so hard!"

by SickSoc November 13, 2011