Nerd Rage

A term used to describe the condition of an RPG nerd who is extremely angry about a gaming issue a normal person would consider trivial.

Below is paraphrased example of nerd rage from the MMORPG World of Warcraft:

raging nerd: You fucking stole my Cloudsong!

normal guy: Calm down, it's only a game.

raging nerd: Shut your fucking mouth!

by Matthew A. M. November 12, 2008

Nerd neck

It is when a wamen gives head to a gay fag

Bitch ur a nerd neck

by OminousPanda February 10, 2019

Nerd Funk

A scent/odor exuded by an individual, particularly computer gamers that smells like a mixture between Body Odor, Sweat and Mold. Nerd Funk is usually accompanied by excitement, frustration, anger, "nerd rage" etc.

Dude, this place reeks of Nerd Funk

by Ponco September 15, 2009

NERD SLAP

WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE A RANDOM POP CULTURE QUESTION AND THEIR BRAIN GOES BLANK THINKING OF THE ANSWER. WHEN YOU TELL THEM WHAT THE CORRECT ANSWER IS, THEY GET A LOOK ON THEIR FACE AS THOUGH THEY HAD JUST BEEN SLAPPED, THEN GET ANGRY AT THEMSELVES FOR NOT KNOWING THE CORRECT ANSWER.

HEY MAN, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE WHITE FURRY DRAGON IN THE NEVER ENDING STORY?

UUMMMM WELL, SHIT, LEMME THINK, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I KNOW THIS....SHIT, I GIVE UP WHAT IS IT?

ANSWER:FALCOR.

AT THIS POINT THEY LOOK LIKE THEY GOT SMACKED, BECAUSE IT ALL COMES BACK TO THEM IN A HEARTBEAT. THIS IS A NERD SLAP.

by COLOR BLIND CRIMES June 7, 2009

Nerd Spin the Bottle

Just like spin the bottle, but with trivia questions! The person spins and is then asked a question, if the question is answered correctly then the two people kiss.

Person 1: Want to play spin the bottle?
Person 2: OK!
Person 3: It's not a very interesting game.
Person 4: What if we asked each other trivia questions and called it nerd spin the bottle?
All: yeah!

by someaweomeawe December 16, 2009

nerd wrists

man wrists that are skinny, boney, or girlish in appearance. usually exemplified by a nerd virgin who has spent many, many a night poopsocking in front of his computer.

Inphared's nerd wrists couldn't throw a football but 1 or 2 yards.

by Amba Lamps March 30, 2010

nerd phase

When you go from doing other stuff to doing nerd things for about a week to a month; such as jailbreaking your iPod Touch, or Youtubing videos on help on how to do something with your device. After you lose interest, you go back to the same old normal stuff you do.

Mark: Dude, you should come chill with us.

Tim: Nah, I think I'm gonna jailbreak my iPod Touch this week.

Jeff: He's on his nerd phase.

by cheeeezystix May 15, 2010