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BFF Mouthful

This can only happen when two best friends are giving blowjobs simultaneously. While performing they are told to look up and they are surprised to see each other.....
Dexter: Carol is going to be giving me skull at 7:30 tonight. BFF mouthful?
Josh: Yeah Sheryl will be home by 5. I can make sure she's blowing me at 7:30.
Dexter: Ok perfect. I'll send you the facetime invite at 7:32. Just accept the call immediately and point the phone at her. I'll make sure to do the same.

Josh: This is going to be especially funny because Carol and Sheryl are best friends.
by buttholehead February 28, 2023
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Australia mouth

the condition of having an unhygienic mouth due to using your mouth to clean or pleasure ones own or other's lower regions (Down Under). Generally the Down Under Region would refer to feet or genitals or the floor. For a more specific phrase related to post-Cunnilingus mouth effect see: 'Mariana Trench mouth'
"Brush your teeth before you kiss me; you have Australia mouth." or "I'd like to give Margot Robbie Australia mouth."
by Willikin November 1, 2017
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Mouth Dirt

The nasty bits left on floss after being used.

When you don't use your teethpaste.
"Man, you need to brush and floss your mouth dirt away. Your face smells like sewage."
by ladymanbearpig August 6, 2017
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whale mouth

When a chick can fit your cock and balls in her mouth at once.
My weekend wad AWESOME! The chick I met at the club was a total whale mouth!!
by Newbie_1984 September 23, 2015
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Beaver Mouth

When a vagina has extra inner lips that are covered in a mangy mess of wire textured hair.
I am still cleaning my teeth from that beaver mouth last night.
by BuckFamily October 9, 2022
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Mouth sperm

Dried up saliva or lip balm on the inner corners of your lips
Sakhile lick that mouth sperm off your lips
by OnWord March 6, 2023
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teddybears mouth

Your Teddybears mouth is the bit of skin that connects your knob shaft to yer bellend.
" That ugly tart ended up sucking me off, she kept catching my teddybears mouth with her fucking knashers".
by Jimmyliar! September 28, 2017
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