Mormon Score

When one takes advantage of a a person of the Mormon faith by asking them to do a specific undesirable task, knowing they can not refuse.

Asking a soliciting Mormon that rings your door bell to help you with yard work.
Mormon Score!

by JayRun April 4, 2011

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Mormon Kiss

Kiss given by a mormon; just a peck on the lips; not very passionate but very disappointing.

Jane-"I GOT MY FIRST KISS TODAY!!! :D"
Mary-"Thats amazing, how was it?"
Jane-"It was nice, but only a Mormon Kiss :/"

by AmazingGirlfriend December 28, 2011

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1. A religion that is no more and no less evil than others, but whose members are encouraged to donate as much as they can to homophobic causes. One member was so enthusiastic, he gave away the second 'M' of the very name of his religion and now all are known collectively as Morons.

In an attempt to make people forget that the church was founded on Polygamy, Mormons give money to prevent others from having the right to marry one person of their choice and have hence forth become a church of Morons.

by Don't Define Me August 15, 2009

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Captain Morgan

Sexual Act. Getting a Blow Job and right before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into her eye, then when she stands up, you kick her lightly in the shin making her go "Arghh" while holding her eye closed and hopping on one leg.

I heard that Mike gave his girl a Captain Morgan the other night. She appears to be walking like she has a peg leg today."

by Mathers 1 August 18, 2008

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jack mormon

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormon), but doesn't follow their religion. They might get drunk and participate in pre-marital sex. This phrase traces its origins to high schools in Las Vegas. Antonym: molly mormon

1: Taylor got wasted at Steve's party last weekend.
2: I thought she was Mormon!
1: She's a jack mormon.

by JFLV November 16, 2004

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Morgan

that major diva bitch who always thinks so highly of herself. She's sweet at times but an asshole at other times. she always says "hey bitches" like we're her slaves. but secretly she is crazed with the fear of my being married.

Morgan: hey bitches!!

by funny shiit that rhymes April 5, 2016

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