The mexican sus

The mexican sus is a creature found in the north-west part of mexico. It fulfills all the criterias to be called "sus" in mexico, since "sus" is a term which variates from country to country.

-He eats his tacos without the tortilla. what is wrong with him?

-Oh, don't mind him. It's just the mexican sus.

by El Sus March 17, 2022

Mexican Rodeo

The act of getting violently drunk and putting a V12 engine in a tree and revving that bitch up and riding it.

Hey did you hear about Gabe doing the Mexican Rodeo last night?

Jon: Nah I was passed out by the tree.

He revved it too high and flew off her RIP.

by Meme Dealer9001 March 20, 2022

Mexican rice

Rice from mexico

Wow Im hungry. Might as well have some Mexican rice

by SomeIdiotWhoWasBornOnceOrNotFu September 11, 2021

Mexican Sarlacc

A toothy blow job from an individual who's mouth is full of hot sauce.

Bruh, they still had hot sauce in their mouth from the tacos when they gave me head, it was like a mexican sarlacc- spicy and toothy.

by Hexx Starcraft February 20, 2022

Mexican BLT

Mexican BLT (beans lettuce and tomato sandwich) due to extreme poverty in Mexico, they use beans instead bacon.

Boss: Mexican BLT again Jose?
Employee (Jose) times are tough boss and can't afford bacon
Boss: you're right Jose, at this pace and with the current cost of living I'll end up having Mexican BLTs everyday...

by Sathaniel February 25, 2022

Mexican Sandwich

When your having a threesome with two fat girls and get sandwiched

Bro I almost died last night when I was Mexican Sandwiched.

by Johnny Appletree March 2, 2022

mexican thunder

thunder rumbles mexicans all fart! run for mexican bedpan

en mexico city when mexican hombres see lightning they count 5 & fart (Kaaaboom) mujeres never know hombre pass gas!

Te Amor, olor dulce sweet smell of rain & mexican thunder en chiwhawha es muy grande!!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006