Mexican jet

That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.

- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.

- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.

by vadissimo October 22, 2008

mexican oreo

when you take a girl out for mexican food then proceed to take her home and have anal sex which forces you to cum and her to shit herself.

Hey bro, i took yolanda to El Torrito then we went back to her place and made a mexican oreo.

by bigbuttchugger69 May 25, 2016

Mexican rehab

A toxin cleanse consisting of Tex-Mex food, typically consumed after bouts of binge drinking.

Waking up from a night of tequila indulgence, Jorge needed Mexican rehab to shake a nasty hangover.

by badmonkey13121 February 20, 2011

Mexican Locomotive

A number of men lining up to have sex with a group of pregnant women.

My buddies and I ran a Mexican locomotive on the community pregnant wives club.

by AmanC23 July 30, 2016

mexican wad

A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.

Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed

Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!

by Thatoneguy2 November 5, 2013

Mexican search

When the police illegally or arbitrarily search your vehicle or person and seize any found contraband.

The cops totally Mexican searched my car and took my stash but at least they didn't charge me.

by Popo Pedro July 28, 2017

Mexican sideburns

Hairy Inside Of the Leg. Usally Found On Females Below The Vagina. Looks Like Side Burns On the Inside Of the Leg

Jim: Hey I Rooted this Chick Last night
Josh: Yea?
Jim: Shit She Had Hairy Mexican Sideburns.

by Taumata March 10, 2008