Massage queen

A person with the hands of a god but a heart like queen

I went to a massage queen and them hands are fire

by Harry sexy ass July 20, 2019

Massacheezian

A person from the state, Massacheezits (an alternate name for the state Massachusetts)

I heard that he's a Massacheezian!

by Chromaa July 30, 2019

Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

Massausage

When a guy offers you a massage, but really only wants to give you his sausage.

"When Jon offers to run my back it always turn into a massausage instead."

by Onehipwonder May 27, 2020

Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.

“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”

by McGrampa September 23, 2020

Massachusetts

The epitome of NINJAGO city

RUN AWAY FROM MASSACHUSETTS, BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

by Bruh chungus November 8, 2020

massachioust

Someone who has and/or is thicc or having ass. Also known as having a lot of cake.

Dang girl didn't know you were a massachioust.

by YoureTrashKid December 15, 2020