Mason

“Mason” is the term used to describe someone who is overly confident in his quote on quote “baseball skills”…. So much so that he wears that tacky ice cream clothing to school. He has fluffy hair (which is also tacky.) He’s the type of guy to say “6’7” every other second, and always thinking he can pull every girl. His social media bio is probably “Baseball, Single, God” and is display name is “🏳️ 🌈🫷mason⚾️🫸”

“Oh yeah, Thats Mason… he’s not even swinging his bat right.”

by Stinker McDinker July 10, 2025

Mason Parker Esquire

Using my email and just got charged $349.99 by the geek squad for his yearly subscription.

Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."

by Hym Iam August 13, 2025

mason

someone with a lot of baseball drip

did you see cian’s banana shorts? he’s such a mason.

by LouieVvs_ August 22, 2025

Mason Mcevoy

He is the smartest most retarded guy you will ever know

God youre such a emo latina look at you you nochalant femboy mason mcevoy

by ramonanotfound August 25, 2025

Mason 67 baseball

Mason 67 baseball means a funny little hand gesture and a really good baseball player

*bro he’s just like mason 67 baseball*

by Roonyfer September 5, 2025

Mason Davis

Swag, epic, legit. Also he’s a gooner

Yo man, your as cool as Mason Davis

by GeoRetch September 15, 2025

Mason

A male (Typically blond white guys but any rich guy can be a mason) who lives in Beverly Hills but acts like hes from the hood and says the n word in every other sentence. Hobbies typically include: Baseball, listening to artists like XXXTENTACTION, Kendrick, or any other mainstream shit, and saying 67 MONTHS after it was relevant

"Ah shit, here comes mason"
"Nah fuck that dude!"

by I couldn't think of a name Lol November 2, 2025