Marco-Sexual

Being a technically homosexual male, sexually attracted only to anime males, or "2-D boys", just like our friend Marco.

You: Wait, isn't John gay? Why wouldn't he want to go on a date with me?
Me: Don't take it personally, he's Marco-sexual. He only likes them 2-D boys.

by TallBooty February 7, 2017

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Newport Marios

n. plural (sing. Mario, abbr. as simply "Marios")
Non-menthol Newport cigarettes, dubbed so do to their red box color and shorter stature relative to their taller, green Newport Luigi counterparts.

Guy 1: "Hey man, can I bum a cig?"

Guy 2: 'Sure man, I just got a fresh pack of Newport Marios.'

Guy 1: "Aww, I LOVE Marios!"

by Phifedawg April 22, 2011

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I'Marion

A smart supportive carring guy you always need I'Marion.He is a sweet loving guy and very attractive

I'Marion is a smart guy

by David Moris May 3, 2017

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Marco Carnes

A big eared need who has a gross beard and won’t hold a hand till he’s touched fifty or perhaps a little kid.

“Is that Marco carnes? I don’t like marco carnes.

by Carnesh8r August 15, 2018

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Juan Marco

If you ever encounter a Juan Marco, please proceed with caution. He is let alone the most attractive/sexiest male you will ever lay your eyes on. He’s too sexy for his shirt, that it hurts.

Dear god i wish I was Juan Marco

by strigoisam October 15, 2021

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marco day!

october 21 is marco day… just always make sure “that’s it!”-MC
call a marco today tell him his hair looks great ask about emily and that’s it!

things to say to marco on marco day!

“wow look at his hair, that’s it!”
“marco must curl his hair bc that rly is it!”
“aw look at marco and emily that is it!”

by haircare March 8, 2022

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