Bloody Mary

When a woman named specifically Mary is on her period and gets out her scissors while you’re on top of her and gives you an “Impromptu Sexy Circumcision”.

“Aw man now I’ve got aids because she gave me a Bloody Mary”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”

by Rigidsteel2 April 27, 2020

mohi and mari

The most beautiful relationship there is.

You guys are so beautiful together , like Mohi and Mari

by Mega guy November 21, 2021

mary phyfer

cool person, who is always there for you. she is a boss at tennis and volleyball. has a great booty

Mary Phyfer is such a person.

by keihagaksbddksksbbz May 24, 2018

mary janed

You eat so many edibles made by Mary Jane, you have to go to bed or hit the floor.

After those cookies I ate, I got Mary Janed and slept for 12 hours.

by Mary Jane 246642 March 29, 2021

Mary sue

Me

You: what a bitch
Mary Sue bc I can’t post without saying it

by ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ May 8, 2022

Bloody Mary

Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.

Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”

by Severe Sammy November 7, 2020

Tayla-Marie

Stinky

Dude: bro she is so stinky
Other dude: yeah seems like a Tayla-Marie

by Yoursessymom December 29, 2021