Bootleg Macho Man

A guy who acts tough but when it comes down to it hes fake like streetside vendors.

Mathias: I hear that guy is the toughest guy around in town now.
Tarzan: Naw he isnt anything but a bootleg macho man

by amarr343 February 4, 2010

Truth Machine

Noun:

-Computer-;

or
-Any device with internet access and search capabilities

The term is commonly referenced when in need of information or settling a dispute.

PC, Mac, Laptop

'Is Lindsay Lohan in jail or not? Let's ask the truth machine!!'

by wordbunbun November 6, 2011

Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.

I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.

by StarringBecca October 7, 2011

david macho

BEST MAN OF YOUR LIFE! Usually has the biggest Taliwacker(cock) in the world. As well as this he is AWESOME in bed and has the smoothest lips you will ever snog. He has also the most kindest,caring and loving personality in the world! But get on the badside of him and he can be a mean bad ass mother fucker. He is stronger than the worlds strongest man. Also if he likes you he can fuck all night long.

Girl: Just fucked David Macho. I had the night of my life!

Another Girl: I know right. He has the biggest penis in the world barely fit in my mouth and minge.

by PGI November 23, 2013

sloot machine

originated in the early 1920's, the sloot machine was derived from the word "sloot," an adjective used to describe a girl with promiscuous tendencies. Sloot machines love to get paid, laid, and fucked - but don't bother calling back, or they'll eat you up alive! Some of their hobbies include feeding the poor, hitting the stacks, and suckin' mad dick. They oftentimes demonstrate poor judgement and in many instances lack a proper sense of self-worth.

Many people mistake a sloot machine for your everyday sloot. The key difference here is the complete disregard for any sense of human decency or self-control at all exhibited by sloot machines. While sloots occasionally take a break from their slooty ways, sloot machines will never say no to dick, no matter the shape or size.

Hey Jon, did you see that sloot machine down the river? what a train wreck!

by ezraJ May 13, 2014

tootsin machine

A fucking cute cat that looks like how a baby fart sounds

Tootsin machine, tootsin machine oh by golly your a tootsin machine (sung)

by slutmuffinkb27 June 21, 2014

Vending Machine Roulette

Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!

I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer

by Jimmy Rox May 15, 2015