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Minecraft

The most incredible game in the history of the universe.
Person 1: Hey wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: HELL NO I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!
*Person 2 gets new friends*
by Minecraft epic gamer 69 420 August 28, 2019
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Minecraft day

Minecraft day is a day where you get the whole day off to play Minecraft or watch your favorite Minecraft streamer

Ex:mcyts!!!
HEY GUYS ITS MINECRAFT DAY WANNA PLY SOME MINECRAFT
by Carlee :) April 14, 2021
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minecrafted her ass

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.

2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.
Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!
by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018
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Minecraft Induced Psychosis

When you play Minecraft for so long you start to disconnect from reality.
Dave:"I've been playing Minecraft for so long I forgot how the real world works bruh"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"
by Notawdew606 i promise January 20, 2021
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Minecraft

A very good game about a guy named Steve who decided to build a house out of the dirt he just beat up from the ground. Later on, Steve decides to throw an eye of an Enderman and he finds a cool portal underground.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.
Fortnite nerds: Minecraft is dead
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*
by dacooldictionaryguy March 1, 2021
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Minecraft

The best game in history. Very fun.
Person1:do u like Minecraft?
Person2:ofc! Who doesn’t?
by Prettyfruitymyguy February 27, 2022
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Minecraft

Best game known to mankind, get yo shitty fortnite out of here.
Me and the boyz like to play Minecraft.
by Super Megalo January 12, 2020
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