Person 1: Hey wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: HELL NO I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!
*Person 2 gets new friends*
Person 2: HELL NO I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!
*Person 2 gets new friends*
by Minecraft epic gamer 69 420 August 28, 2019

Minecraft day is a day where you get the whole day off to play Minecraft or watch your favorite Minecraft streamer
Ex:mcyts!!!
Ex:mcyts!!!
by Carlee :) April 14, 2021

1. When you're on a Christan Minecraft server and you want to have sex with a little girl.
2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.
2. When you totally destroy a little girl in Minecraft Hunger Games.
Billy: Last night in a PvP I totally rocked!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!
Fred: What about that noob girl?
Billy: I totally Minecrafted her ass!
by RE_Zamby_1 July 17, 2018

Dave:"I've been playing Minecraft for so long I forgot how the real world works bruh"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"
by Notawdew606 i promise January 20, 2021

A very good game about a guy named Steve who decided to build a house out of the dirt he just beat up from the ground. Later on, Steve decides to throw an eye of an Enderman and he finds a cool portal underground.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.
He then goes in and finds the Ender Dragon who is big and fat and dies to his powerful diamond armour which in real life is too fragile and would most likely break. He then spends 10 minutes on Youtube trying to learn how to collect the dragon's egg. He then goes home to his dirt shack and for the rest of the time he spends in this world he gets a lot of crap from hell including Netherite and Wither skulls, and then accidentally dies to a creeper, and never returns.
Fortnite nerds: Minecraft is dead
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*
Minecraft nerds: No
Google Trends: No
Youtube: No
Reddit: No
Twitch: No
Dream: *speedrunning intensifies*
by dacooldictionaryguy March 1, 2021

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by Super Megalo January 12, 2020
