drunk metroplex

being super drunk

im so drunk metroplex im buying everybody shots

by lalmazan January 2, 2009

Meerop

A fat jew, who gets his shit rocked by kids half his size, sounds like he hasnt hit puberty, and loves dick

Zach " im a little bitch"
Everyone else " no shit meerop you fat peice of shit"

by Anonymous1234zachsgay12 February 27, 2008

Meron

A boring person.

That librearian is such a Meron!

by ImEritrean March 22, 2022

metrosexual

a man male with female tendencies

ryan seacrest: the original

by crazyiind0lence December 23, 2004

metrosexual

A guy who wears clothing that most women would consider "fashionable" but guys would consider "gay" and owns all the newest toys such as an iPhone. Frequently seen dancing by self to house music

Chris was enjoying dancing with himself wearing velour pants while texting on his iPhone in a overtly metrosexual way

by psjm November 13, 2009

metrosexual

Man whose sexual organ mesures one meter (metro is latin for meter which equals about 12 inches).

He is hung like a metrosexual.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

metrophobic

A woman who is deathly afraid of straight men who act gay, i.e. a woman of high intelligence.

What?! How can you NOT like the guy wearing the $300 shirt and drinking Shiraz over at the bar? You're so metrophobic!

by keekee December 8, 2003