country lunch

When you take your significant other for a drive out in the country for car sex or road head over your lunch break. Caution: Be sure to bring along your Road Head Emergency Kit.

I was really in need of sex, so I took my GF out for a country lunch.

by JimTim June 23, 2015

made lunch

Two individuals trying to be stealth about their relationship. When asked what they are doing, instead of giving the real answer they insist on covering it up. "Made lunch"= "made love"

A: What did you and YOUR GIRL do yesterday
B: Nothing much, we just made lunch

by thechek June 17, 2011

Daryl Lunch

Consuming large quantities of semen while wearing only ostrich cowboy boots.

The fella sure guzzled down his Daryl Lunch after that five person handy J.

by Phalisphil February 02, 2023

Lunch Debt

School's nefarious way of punishing children and teenagers for being hungry, because for whatever reason The American School System decided that students deserve to experience severe anxiety and hunger for being poor.

It can also prevent students from graduating and can potentially force them into fucking foster care.

Lunch Debt was invented by fucking Satan

by I Can't Think of a Name lol January 28, 2024

Teacher Lunch

A quick, low-variety and often unhealthy meal that can be eaten while multitasking.
Typically snack foods, but can be virtually anything.

The poor man's Girl Dinner.

"I ran out of money so I could only afford to eat diapers and cheese. AKA Teacher Lunch." "The fuck you say cheese?"

Don't settle for Teacher Lunch, you deserve Girl Dinner.

by Bananaramaslamma May 28, 2024

take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase

Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch

by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023

Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.

Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."

by Postcolonialboy January 26, 2012