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A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.
Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.
by ipat8 February 16, 2024
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punky log

In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.
Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.
by Rsymps December 2, 2017
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Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.
Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.
by anonymous July 26, 2023
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waste log

The act of throwing something away that was once of great importance.
"Bro.... I was sooo hammered last I think I might have to waste log my liver ! RIP "

-Delaney Crawford
by Waste logged May 3, 2017
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Log off

When you just did something so downbad you have to log out your accounts. Or log off your device or sum.
“NAH IT WAS A JOKE!”
“Nah you went to far Ima need you to log off for me.”
by Bracefacelaylayduh February 6, 2022
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log

look that log fell down
by rat lover September 19, 2021
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Log

Log autism
by TeeJ2319 October 3, 2023
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