A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.
by pejafme December 26, 2020
Verb - when your old lady or significant other won’t shut their mouth and keeps nagging you so you walk over and and forcefully shove your cock down her/ there throat to shut them up
Man, I’ll tell you what. My old lady was hounding me to do chores, so I walked over to her and muzzle loaded her till she turned purple
by Bootfuckjimmi January 27, 2023
Game developers met with the phrase "Loading Level Instance" for excessive periods of time should interpret this precisely equally to having been told to go fuck themselves.
by Delscorcho April 14, 2022
when you get so intoxicated that you act, resemble and are labelled based on your drunken performance as a loser
"Let's go out and just get loser loaded tonight"
"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."
"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."
by Doff-doff October 21, 2013
by jgspro February 21, 2014
When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.
Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load
by Salchi Poppa February 19, 2022
Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda
Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
by geekmalone November 19, 2021