kettle laugh

the act of laughing and then wheezing creating the effect of a kettle laugh

Person A: did you hear the person in the corner wheezing.
Person B: yh, i call it a kettle laugh.

by Johnnystein November 5, 2020

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by inventor of consume laugh January 21, 2021

trigger laugh

a person whose laugh is so funny it triggers you to laugh every time year hear it.

Guy 1: His laugh sounded like a cross between Chewbacca and Hodor
Guy 2: Trigger laugh, eh?

by dlocker8 March 1, 2021

whore laugh

A type of laugh, typically from a woman, that is not genuine when used; maybe be used in response to a bosses joke or a potential partners joke, in which he/she did not genuinely find funny, but was used to show acknowledgment in hopes the boss or potential partner becomes fond of you; can be used in a disingenuous way without the other party knowing it was disingenuous; used to flirt without intention of developing a romantic connection; used for personal gain, typically in a job setting

She used her whore laugh when the boss was talking and it wasn’t even funny

by Kelso James March 16, 2021

uncomfortable laughter

the sound that people make when you fuck up and tell a bad joke or say something wrong. usually ends up with people leaving you and you all alone. good job

someone: “hey hehehe *insert bad joke*”
everyone else: “*uncomfortable laughter*

the entire room: “help”

lame person: “y’all heard this homo did that”
closeted gay: “*uncomfortable laughter* *sips tea in fear*”

by heyyyy bestie April 1, 2021

National laugh day

Everyday

“ hi! Haha, it’s national laugh day

by imachickenball April 12, 2021

Constipated laughter

The painful lingering feeling resulting from laughter that’s caused by some ass hole trying to impress people who ride upon him/her like a horse, with a joke that they try so hard to laugh at, butt try so hard they sound like they are squeezing their esophagus like that of an intestine.

Ass hole: “blah blah” (probably trying to belittle somebody or desecrate something)
Plebs/pions: *as their throat tightens to the point of suffocation* “bahahahaha hehehehe whowhowhowho” <— the resulting constipated laughter of something that’s only wanna be funny
Me:omg somebodies gona lay something with that kinda level contraction.

by Seriously silly South July 11, 2021