Carpet Kiss

when you’re going doggy on the floor and the bottom gets rug burn on their face.

“Did you and Ben hook up last night?”
“Yeah, he totally gave me a carpet kiss!”

by bigmamadearest May 7, 2018

parisian kiss

blow job

Joe got a parisian kiss on the train

by Tess Tiscle April 12, 2019

Shadow-kiss

When your lips touch a surface previously touched by another person's lips.

Person 1: "Yo did you just use my fork??"
Person 2: "Yeah, I think so..."
Person 1: "That means I've just shadow-kissed you!!"
Person 2: "bruh"

by Butt meister January 6, 2019

Edinburgh Kiss

When a woman bites off a man's tongue in the course of a street brawl, followed by the severed tongue being snatched up by a nearby seagull.

I watched some dude get an Edinburgh Kiss the other day.

by theolaa February 21, 2021

zipper kiss

When one's penis or pubic hair gets caught in a zipper, and pinches.

"Oh man, I was just peeing so hardcore and when I finished, I got a zipper kiss."

by cadaverefiore July 26, 2012

Vic kiss

When a woman thinks she knows how to kiss/makeout with someone but she eat your face like a lion eats a zebra.

Robert: omg she just Vic kissed me wth
Preston: Hows your face she did that to me 2
Say-d: I know how those Vic kisses are 2

by Faceless Man August 23, 2011

sympathy kisses

When someone sends kisses to someone else, usually over text, sympathetically due to the recipient sending kisses first.

John: "Hey xx" - first occurrences of kisses
Jane: "Hiya xx" - replies with sympathy kisses

by itzDanP July 9, 2017