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jose

Jose is a very good friend even tho he’s sometimes a bully and never eats food. but he’ll also stand up for u and help u when ur in a crisis and really wanna cry. he also loves his gf and wants to have six kids with her. everyone should have a jose in their life u won’t regret it 💁🏽 ♀️
Person #1: “ahhh do you know jose?”
Person #2: “omg yes he’s the homeboy 😌”
by idfkilljustputanonymous June 13, 2020
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Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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JOSE

Is a very ugly tall emo person that like to be fucked by men and all he does is cry and all he dose is look ugly asf and he ates alot like a fat cow like shi Jose you can just kys fuck your so anoyyoing like fuck no one likes you just kys.
by Faxshi November 21, 2021
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Jose Bustamante

A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020
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