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jonathan

A term used to describe a male who is rather short.
Damn dude, he's such a jonathan. His parents must have been hardcore fans of Tolkien's The Hobbit to have created this abomination.
by sankishon November 12, 2018
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Jonathan Torres

He would look like he’s a nice person but would soon turn out that he’s a bad, guy to be with. He would say bad stuff to anyone he’s around. Would always get mad at anything and blame others. He could also be in toxic relationship. with a girl name Sarah if he gets lucky but we would never know.
Don’t be a Jonathan Torres. don’t rage alright
Please don’t be a Jonathan Torres
by WeCanLoveThem April 12, 2019
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Ass Joint

Bath tissue remnants deposited on and around Toilet rim. In extreme cases ass joints have been known to migrate to surrounding floor. Ass joints are created when inferior bath tissues are used on "rough" (many cases hairy) Anuses. The end result is a rolled tissue joint thats 420 for your 6:30.
I had no choice but to use the filthy public bathroom stall that was littered with Ass joints.
by dontshakedahand October 30, 2010
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Jonita

A ghetto/hood bitch that's always loud and laid back sometimes. Everything will be cool as long as you don't fuck up vibe. Some of them are hoes but they pretty too. Some are sensitive and got fucked up attitudes
Oh yeah that's Jonita wild ass right there
That's Jonita, my nigga ex bitch ?
Jonita why you so mad
by ChaseTheBag January 3, 2019
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Jonathan Joestar

Literally himbo personified
by Dumpsterfire69 October 6, 2020
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bum joint

a waste of a sperm; pretty much has no purpose of existing.
often used in regards when talking about someone/something you dont like.
Damn that refs a bum joint.
My phone doesnt work man, what a bum joint
by Gpmoney November 14, 2006
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Jonathan

I A boy who is very bright and his nick name is Ghandi junior(that’s his grand dad)he also banged out Omar that noodle air idiot who can’t afford a trim and he waits for a whole year to get one
HeJonathan
by The ninjagamer January 15, 2019
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