Jordan (girl) 

Jordan is a hilarious outgoing girl who will always make you smile. She secretly hides her pain with smiles but humors others with her sarcastic attitude. She has a gorgeous body with curves no one can resist. She is very talented and has an artistic and vocal gift. She enjoys anime and manga. She is an incredible friend and is always there for others. Any guy or girl would be lucky to have her.

"Did you see what Jordan was wearing today? She looks hot!"

"Jordan has such talent!"

"I gotta get me a Jordan!"

Jordan (girl)

Jordan (girl) by Bbygirl90 January 1, 2017

Jordan Biden 

Jordan Biden (not to be confused with Joe Biden) is the leader of Amerigroot (Not to be confused with America). Jordan Biden is famous because of this quote from him. 'Physically Inhabitance'.

All hail Jordan Biden Grooden Treeden Marden Sooden Peeden. (Yes he has 7 names).

Jordan Biden by Budooh May 29, 2023

jordan suaste 

singer who blew up on tiktok for the song body, everyone knows him as body boy but he is more than that. he is the nicest, kindest, bitchiest person you will ever meet. His fandom is called the Stars because he believes they are the stars not him. He is obsessed with Superbass (but doesn't even know what a barb is). He used to be obsessed with roblox until he ditched it for among us. don't mess with him in games he gets very heated and won't hesitate to yell and curse you out. he interacts with his fans a lot. he is one groupchat called the little stars. (little stars supremacy) the little stars are the most annoying people you will ever meet but he can never escape them because they won't let him.

who was that person you killed in among us they seemed nice but then cursed me out.
oh must be jordan suaste.

my friend won't play roblox with me he would rather play among us.
oh must be jordan suaste.

jordan suaste by littlestars December 7, 2020

Jordan Eberle 

Canada's hero! Jordan Eberle is a Canadian hockey player currently playing in the WHL for the Regina Pats. Eberle was drafted in the 1st round 22nd overall by the Edmonton Oilers. He has thrown a Canadian Jersey over his head 3 times, once in the IIHF Ivan Hlinka Tournament, once in the IIHF U-18 Championships and lastly, for the World Juniors where he got his nickname as "Canada's hero". Scoring with 5.4 seconds on the clock, on Team Russia's Vadim Zhelobnyuk to tie the game.

Guy : Did you win your game last night?

Guy 2 : Yeah, I pulled a Jordan Eberle late in the game to send it to overtime where we won!

Jordan Eberle by HockeyFan33 November 4, 2009

Jordan-Logic

used by Jordans worldwide, a kind of twisted logic which only makes sense to Jordans or close personal freinds of such people, who have, over time, become accustomed to this odd use of langauge.

also known as Jordan-Slang, Jordan Rhyming-Slang, or most commonly "what the fuck? speak normally you twat."

"in a beef lizard"

in short, translated means:

"in a beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.

"Lizard" - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sounds like while.

so, in short, "in beef lizard" is translated into "in a while"

For example:

"Jordan 'insert last name here', are you coming out?"

"In beef lizard"

"Okay what time?"...etc

This is a simple explanation of Jordan-Logic

Jordan-Logic by Tom Metcalfe November 23, 2006

Jordan Huxhold

Lucifer himself trying to settle down on Earth through Tiktok

Did you see jordan huxholds last tiktok ?
Yeah, I don’t even mind going to hell now 😏

Jordan Huxhold by ttotallyn0tmE October 6, 2020

Jordan-kyle 

The act of mixing up a person's first and last name because their last name could easily pass for a first name, provoking extreme anger from a person.

Usually only premenent in italian New Jersey suburbs, because of the stress of maintaining a constant fist pump whenever listening to 'Guido Beats'. This fist pumping action results in extreme irritablility, therefore a heightened reaction from the first-last name mix up.

Dayo: Why did jordan storm off like that?

Jer: Well you completely Jordan-kyle'd him.

Dayo: Well his parents were dumb enough to give him a last name that could be a first name he deserved it..

Jordan-kyle by JROC444 December 8, 2010